Many years ago way before I even got married an older guy I knew, explained a few things about cheating on your wife. First, he explained the object was to cheat up. By that he meant someone younger and better looking. Otherwise, as he explained what was the point? Now we don’t endorse cheating but as he pointed out if you get caught the penalties can range from bodily harm, think Lorena Bobbet here, to divorce and loss of half of everything. So if you’re going to risk it, the reward should be at least worth half of it, if not all of it. Now I thought of that older guy last week as I notice that no one, hardly ever mentions that intrepid FBI Agents and love birds Peter Strzok and Lisa Page are both married and not to each other. And, this is the not so happy looking ménage a trios here.
Now we are not saying that Lisa Page center is the twin of Mrs. Strzok on the right but they could pass for sisters and certainly for cousins, so we have to wonder. What was the point here?
And the second thing this older guy told me was under no circumstance should you ever admit that you are cheating. I asked him what if your wife catches you in bed, literally in the act with the other woman. He said you just look at her, smile and say. “Now darling are you going to believe me or your own eyes?” Now Special Agent Strzok has not testified as yet but when he does and he’s confronted with his own texts, we got a feeling he’ll ace that second thing, even though he missed the first one, by a mile.
And one other thing, a few weeks back after a big brouhaha, ABC cancelled the TV show ‘Rosanne’. We suggested that they just kill off the character Rosanne and call the show something else like, ‘The Conners’ which is the name of the family in the show. We were just trying to help and guess what? ABC is going to bring the show back without Rosanne and call it ‘The Conners’. Obviously like you and a lot of people, the head honchos at ABC read this column. And, that’s why we’re here, to help.
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